The Habits Of A Human

I've lived my entire life cursing structure and habit. Working the same hours and days. The schedule of school. How long I get to sleep before I am obligated to be somewhere for something. Despising it. Anyone that is close to me can attest to that. For a few days, weeks, and even months (rarely) I can live with it. Once I get beyond my tipping point, it's all over. It's like this innate inability to exist on a regular schedule handed out to me. I regress into a child, taking temper tantrums and screaming, "I don't wanna do it!" in my own head (and sometimes out loud). Most of the time, I do reside in my own head. No one really wants to hear me complain about something so frivolous, as important and as detrimental as it might be to me. And I get it. If you're not born feeling this way, someone is going to look at you and roll their eyes. After all, they probably have much bigger tasks to deal with. Nothing is relative to the person who's got it much worse, most of the time. That's understandable.

I get some of my best thinking done in the shower, which is fairly odd because I don't like standing in any one place for a significant amount of time. I get antsy and want to keep moving. But I find it very easy to concentrate in the shower. I imagine it could be the hot water (I practically boil myself) or the rhythmic sound of the water hitting the cast iron tub. I'm not quite sure.

Two nights ago, as I was scrubbing away the day's dirt and sins, I found myself disinterested in thinking about future books and art projects (which is what I consistently think about) and pondering why I am so mentally empowered while naked in a steamy room. Normally I'm anything but mentally empowered while naked and in a steamy room. I digress.

I started to think about my routine. I like to shower at night. I like climbing into a clean bed and knowing that I can sleep in a little longer in the morning because I'm ready to throw clothes on and start my day (side note: I've had many debates over showering in the evening vs. showering in the morning. I don't care what your opinion is, because mine is right. Unless you rub the cat's ass all over your face while you sleep, there is nothing that a morning face wash can't absolve). Perhaps it goes back to my hatred of schedules (and my love of sleep), but I love to manipulate my own terms around someone else's as much as possible without actually disregarding theirs completely.

Then my thinking went a little deeper. I went back about a month and milled over a few-days-long anxiety attack that hit me like a ton of bricks in the middle of March. Even though it was much worse at night for the length of the attack, getting into bed was the most comforting part of it all. The feelings of panic and anxiety nearly melted away strictly because I’d pulled up the blankets, took out a book or put on a TV show, and settled in. At first I thought it was because I was truly relaxing. But in reality, I'd been relaxing all day. I took it easy during that time, making sure I wasn't too manic and making things worse, which I have a very, very easy time doing.

Weeks went by and I didn't really give it much thought. The only thing that really struck me was that feeling of true complacency when getting into my bed had never actually faded. Even with the anxiety long gone, that overwhelming feeling of comfort (and not just because of the pillow-top) stayed and was more prevalent than ever. Now, here I was standing in the shower, and it hit me all at once. I loved the routine. The habit. The structure. Getting out of the shower, brushing my teeth (sometimes in the shower . . . very underrated experience) putting on pajamas, checking the days work on the computer (writing, web work, statistics, sales, etc.), feeding the cats (which I routinely forget to do – thanks Lyss for making sure they don't die and/or rip our bedroom door off its hinges while we sleep), spraying cologne on the door so the asshole cats don't rip the door off its hinges, shutting the blinds (probably should do that before taking the towel off and putting on clothes), and jumping in bed.

It hasn't always been this way. I used to be a night owl (granted, this still happens at 1 or 2am), but things have changed, albeit slightly. Yet, when it's different, and my routine changes or disappears entirely, there is another one waiting for me. Whether its how I make my morning oatmeal, the rituals I practice before I start my car and drive to [insert place here], what I do before sitting down to work (actually at work or at this art thing I pretend to call work), it's all a routine.

Note: this all occurred to me in about 30 seconds while washing my neck and nipples. Quite a time to have an epiphany of sorts. It goes to show how we believe the mundane things are insignificant, but just how important they tend to be – if only for sanity.

For you, Lyss.

Moral of this ramble? A big, stereotypical "enjoy everything" message. Embrace all of your favorite schticks. From the big, shit-eating-grin-feeling of reaching into the cabinet, grabbing a pint glass, cracking open the bottle, pouring, admiring, and sipping the first mouthful of your nightly beer, to the relief of seeing your favorite show has DVR'd correctly and that there is, in fact, a new episode of How I Met Your Mother this week.

Earning money from my work

I received my first Amazon royalty check today (for the month of February). I knew it was coming and didn't think much of it. Didn't really believe it would have too much of an impact on my psyche as a writer or an artist. But, surprisingly, it has.

I was notified via email this morning and it was a nice kickstart to the day. To officially be a paid writer is quite an accomplished feeling. Granted, watching the royalty checks grow in monetary size is the next step. Getting the same amount every month without any sort of exponential growth will have quite the opposite impact on my productivity over time, I'm sure.

When I tell people that I'm striving to make a living as an author/artist, I get all kinds of cocked-eyebrows and snooty eye rolls. If I bring up the fact that I have a three-year-old daughter? Forget it. I might as well be hanged or lynched. The "struggling artist" stigma follows us around wherever we go.

"Get a real job!"

"Provide for your family!"

"Stop dreaming and provide a nest egg, you silly bastard!"

The thing is, these people are right! Well, partially right. Providing for my family is priority number one. If providing for your family isn't the first thing on your mind, then you have some things you need to work out.

But the magical (not to sound too Doug Henning) part about the art world now is that it's become business – that is, if you're aspiring to run the entire show yourself. You're no longer the writer/artist, but you're the writer/artist/small business owner/marketer/street team/web designer/social marketing and SEO expert/salesman/the list goes on and on. I do more work now than I have at any job I've ever worked, which is a significant number, and some with an equally significant workload. The problem, as with any other small business start-up, is that I don't make any money doing it. Yet. Hopefully, yet. To say yet is to assume that I will. There is no guarantee. So I rescind the word yet.

At the end of the day, all I can do is put out great content and lots of it. If the fruits of my labor (I hate that saying) are out there, odds are that they will come in one way, shape, or form. That form could potentially be failure. And I'm okay with that. Rotten fruit exists. Some in our fruit bowl right now.

I think as a business owner, you have to be okay with failure looming. If you're going into something thinking that you can't (and by can't, I mean both cannot because you're too good to fail or cannot because you can't afford to fail) then you are not prepared to fall and will surely smack your chin on the concrete, knocking out a few teeth and making it even harder to get a regular gig on the business failure rebound. I digress.

Hopefully, March's royalty check will be a tad more. And more after that. And so on and so forth. I would sign on for a modest income for the rest of my days if it meant being successful in what I love. But my family will tell me that I sound like a broken record, because I've been saying that since the beginning of time.

Incremental and consistent is all I can hope for, which is quite fitting considering that is the same thing you, the reader and customer, expect from me. I will hold up my end of the deal. I just hope that you continue bestowing upon me your sweet fruit. Wait, what?

-Justin